We need to get these horrible foreigners OUT of America. Arizona is just doing what all red blooded, light skinned Americans desire most.
Despite the inevitable appeal, and certain repeal, of this law and likely millions of dollars in costs defending it (paid for by Arizonans and U.S. tax payers) the politicians of Arizona have their hearts in the right place. The police really should be able to demand proof of citizenship from anyone. And we all know the police will ask people of Irish English and Nordic descent for their passports and birth certificates JUST as often as Hispanics and black folks. I mean really? Who would think anything else possible? This is the USA where all men (except gays) are created equal!
There are issues with this law, however.
One problem is that it only applies to Arizona. Such laws need to be nationwide. Some might say law enforcement might be overwhelmed by the need to even-handedly ask everyone for documentation of citizenship. I have a solution to this; we all should be required, under law, to have our birth certificate tattooed on our arses. That way when a law enforcement office approaches us and demands our proof of citizenship we can just drop our pants.
This is convenient for everyone, except illegal immigrants and cops with weak stomachs.
Police officers could also “profile” (why is that such a bad word! Profiling is good!). Since namby-pamby civil libertarians do not like police profiling minorities in this case they could “reverse-profile”. They could identify those likely to BE American citizens and not hassle them. For instance, anyone who is morbidly obese is likely to be a citizen. They don’t do physical labor and stats show most Americans are gigantic. So if you are five foot five and go over 300 pounds you will not need to get your birth certificate tattooed on your ass. If a cop busts into a house and Fox News is on the television? They apologize and leave. If you are watching Sabado Gigante you should be ready to drop your pants and show your butt-certificate.
But really, when you think of it, even if we eject all the dirty, lazy immigrants who come here for our massive and generous welfare system (and, in some cases, to pursue white women) there will STILL be too many interlopers in the good ole USA.
That is why I am calling for the removal of anyone whose ancestry is not Native American. If you are not a Cherokee or a Choctaw get on the BOAT and get back over the England. If you are not Sioux or Seminole? Sorry, your visa has expired. Immigrants ruin everything and must be stopped. Write YOUR Congressional Representative TODAY….Let me look mine up..hmm…DAMN! Luis Gutierrez! See immigrants are taking all the good jobs!