1- The ability to pee standing up. While women CAN do this it is not advised in most situations.
2- Women sometimes feel self conscious about the emission of natural gasses. Men are less inhibited.
3- No matter how fat and disgusting they are, men always have a good body image.
4- Can pretend they know how to fix things even when they do not.
5- Help save water by rarely changing, and hence rarely washing, underwear.
6- Without men, the Three Stooges careers would have been lamentably short.
Women. I do not put women SECOND for any symbolic reason (except that GOD did so when he made women out of a rib or so I hear)
1- Less nose hair.
2- Ability to tell which colors “go together.”
3- Understanding that hygiene does not mean “splashing water on armpits at bathroom sink.”
4- Strange, inexplicable ability to watch movies like “The Time Travelers Wife.”
5- Oprah is a woman.
6- Charlie Sheen not a woman.