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Men

1- The ability to pee standing up. While women CAN do this it is not advised in most situations.

2- Women sometimes feel self conscious about the emission of natural gasses. Men are less inhibited.

3- No matter how fat and disgusting they are, men always have a good body image.

4- Can pretend they know how to fix things even when they do not.

5- Help save water by rarely changing, and hence rarely washing, underwear.

6- Without men, the Three Stooges careers would have been lamentably short.

Women. I do not put women SECOND for any symbolic reason (except that GOD did so when he made women out of a rib or so I hear)

1- Less nose hair.

2- Ability to tell which colors “go together.”

3- Understanding that hygiene does not mean “splashing water on armpits at bathroom sink.”

4- Strange, inexplicable ability to watch movies like “The Time Travelers Wife.”

5- Oprah is a woman.

6- Charlie Sheen not a woman.

 


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connie
03/11/2010 19:09

What's wrong with Time Traveler's Wife!? IT'S BETTER THAN AVATAR!

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Patrick link
03/11/2010 22:01

No. It was not. No one got blown up or eaten by flying lizards in Time Travelers Wife. Likewise there were no zombies.

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michael
03/12/2010 06:21

very astute observations, sir. keep up the good work=)

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